smutz's cocktail-culator
A drunken-nator is you!
Disclaimer
This page is about Kingdom of Loathing, an online game. This website is not an endorsement of drinking, or of a heavy drinking lifestyle. It is also not an endorsement of these drink recipes.

Inventory
How many do you have of each of these?

-- Disco Bandit Specials --
Coconut Shells:
Little Paper Umbrellas:
Magical Ice Cubes:
-- Booze --
Bottles of Gin:
Bottles of Rum:
Bottles of Tequila:
Bottles of Vodka:
Bottles of Whiskey:
Boxed Wine:
-- Mixers --
Grapefruits:
Lemons:
Olives:
Oranges:
Soda Waters:
Strawberries:

About
This little optimizer was put together by David Brandt, david@davidbrandt.com, whose KoL character is smutz (#544815). Asymmetric Publications, LLC owns all Kingdom of Loathing copyrights.

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